To help me deal with living with a walking time-bomb, I've turned to humor.
Below is a post from Jason Good - It's so spot on that I couldn't help but share.
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
- His sock is on wrong.
- His lip tastes salty.
- His shirt has a tag on it.
- The car seat is weird.
- He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
- Someone touched his knee.
- He’s not allowed in the oven.
- I picked out the wrong pants.
- His brother looked at him.
- His brother didn’t look at him.
- His hair is heavy.
- We don’t understand what he said.
- He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
- He wants to get out of the car by himself.
- The iPad has a password.
- His sleeve is touching his thumb.
- He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
- The inside of his nose stinks.
- Chicken is gross.
- A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
- A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
- I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
- The gummi vitamin is too firm.
- Netflix is slow.
- He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
- He’s not allowed to touch fire.
- Everything is wrong with his coat.
- There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
- A shoe should fit either foot.
- I asked him a question.
- His brother is talking.
- He can’t lift a pumpkin.
- He can’t have my keys.
- The cat is in his way.
- The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
- The inside of his cheek feels rough.
- Things take too long to cook.
- He has too much food in his mouth.
- He sneezed.
- He doesn’t know how to type.
- The DustBuster is going to eat him.
- His mom is taking a shower.
- Someone knocked over his tower.
- He got powdered sugar on his pants.
- The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
- EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
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