Though most of this blog contains pictures, it's also a detailed account of my life living with three boys. And yes, they are all boys. Hope you enjoy... they're pretty cute (but often smell).


Thursday, June 13, 2013

Cole, why are you so mad?!?!

Cole is back to throwing tantrums... it's lovely. Really.

To help me deal with living with a walking time-bomb, I've turned to humor.

Below is a post from Jason Good - It's so spot on that I couldn't help but share.

46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
  • His sock is on wrong.
  • His lip tastes salty.
  • His shirt has a tag on it.
  • The car seat is weird.
  • He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
  • Someone touched his knee.
  • He’s not allowed in the oven.
  • I picked out the wrong pants.
  • His brother looked at him.
  • His brother didn’t look at him.
  • His hair is heavy.
  • We don’t understand what he said.
  • He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
  • He wants to get out of the car by himself.
  • The iPad has a password.
  • His sleeve is touching his thumb.
  • He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
  • The inside of his nose stinks.
  • Chicken is gross.
  • A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
  • A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
  • I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
  • The gummi vitamin is too firm.
  • Netflix is slow.
  • He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
  • He’s not allowed to touch fire.
  • Everything is wrong with his coat.
  • There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
  • A shoe should fit either foot.
  • I asked him a question.
  • His brother is talking.
  • He can’t lift a pumpkin.
  • He can’t have my keys.
  • The cat is in his way.
  • The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
  • The inside of his cheek feels rough.
  • Things take too long to cook.
  • He has too much food in his mouth.
  • He sneezed.
  • He doesn’t know how to type.
  • The DustBuster is going to eat him.
  • His mom is taking a shower.
  • Someone knocked over his tower.
  • He got powdered sugar on his pants.
  • The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.

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