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Though most of this blog contains pictures, it's also a detailed account of my life living with three boys. And yes, they are all boys. Hope you enjoy... they're pretty cute (but often smell).

-Brit

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Cole, why are you so mad?!?!

Cole is back to throwing tantrums... it's lovely. Really.

To help me deal with living with a walking time-bomb, I've turned to humor.

Below is a post from Jason Good - It's so spot on that I couldn't help but share.

46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
  • His sock is on wrong.
  • His lip tastes salty.
  • His shirt has a tag on it.
  • The car seat is weird.
  • He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
  • Someone touched his knee.
  • He’s not allowed in the oven.
  • I picked out the wrong pants.
  • His brother looked at him.
  • His brother didn’t look at him.
  • His hair is heavy.
  • We don’t understand what he said.
  • He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
  • He wants to get out of the car by himself.
  • The iPad has a password.
  • His sleeve is touching his thumb.
  • He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
  • The inside of his nose stinks.
  • Chicken is gross.
  • A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
  • A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
  • I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
  • The gummi vitamin is too firm.
  • Netflix is slow.
  • He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
  • He’s not allowed to touch fire.
  • Everything is wrong with his coat.
  • There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
  • A shoe should fit either foot.
  • I asked him a question.
  • His brother is talking.
  • He can’t lift a pumpkin.
  • He can’t have my keys.
  • The cat is in his way.
  • The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
  • The inside of his cheek feels rough.
  • Things take too long to cook.
  • He has too much food in his mouth.
  • He sneezed.
  • He doesn’t know how to type.
  • The DustBuster is going to eat him.
  • His mom is taking a shower.
  • Someone knocked over his tower.
  • He got powdered sugar on his pants.
  • The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
  • EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.

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