I like my brother so much I could cry
Jason: Cole, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Cole: Myself
Cole: Mom, I just need some privacy
Me: what?!
Cole: just leave me alone!
Cole: I can't mom. I have a full schedule today.
Mom: do you a girlfriend?
Cole: no.
Why not?
Huddy sneezed while I was getting dressed so I ran down stairs to mop up his boogers. I had no pants on.
Cole: mom, I can see your butt. You don't have a penis? What happened to your penis?!?
After coming down for his fourth glass of water (avoiding bed time) and me threatening taking away PJ Masks for a week: mom, you're just like a villain
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