Me: How in the world did she (pointing at our little monster) take over our house?
Justin: I have no clue. What just happened?
Me: What do we do? How do we get control back?
Justin: We don't. We start over with the next one.
Me: Oh dear. At least she is silent and not screaming...
(Hannah is staring at us smiling and trying to happily shove mini wheats in our mouths.)
Justin: She is possessed.
Me: It feels that way lately.
Justin: When should I schedule her exorcism?
Me: As soon as possible.
The reality of parenting a toddler. Argh.