For all the moms (or soon to be moms reading this) out there... this one is for you!
A co-worker sent it to me and I peed my pants, literally - because I do that now - as I was reading it.
My favorite: #5 Worst Massage Ever...
For you men out there... take a read. You'll have even more sympathy for those lovely ladies in your lives and perhaps increase the value of that push present! :)